In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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