how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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