Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
We have started to decorate penises.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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