Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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