Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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