are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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