drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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