White coat. Heels.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment