I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me