Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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