Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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