he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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