so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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