Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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