Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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