Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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