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  Haym$ered

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  turn off your phone and go to bed

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.

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• (916): View more from California

  I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  ...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  how was last night?

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  i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner

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