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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light

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• (212): View more from New York

  I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"

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• (253): View more from Washington

  My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING

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