Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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