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Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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