we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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