3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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