This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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