So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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