how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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