I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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