Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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