Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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