her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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