Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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