fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
