i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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