it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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