In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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