Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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