After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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