I think scott just propositioned me for sex
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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