the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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