Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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