New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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