Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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