I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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