so that wasnt chicken after all
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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