come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Randomize
