i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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