People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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