It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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