she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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