Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
As shirtless as possible
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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