no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Well I just put wine in my tea
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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