Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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