That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Randomize
