they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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