i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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