end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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