Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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