I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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