I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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