I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
COCAINE IS GR8
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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