She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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