I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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