Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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