Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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