would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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