remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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