Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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