I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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